“Before the main event, I’d like to shout out the most evil choice in the game: turning Gale’s tressym familiar Tara into a hairless cat—a choice available to avatar Gales who opted to keep the Crown of Karsus. That’s just cruel, but even this obscure outcome, which was experienced by just 2,185 players, is downright mainstream compared to Lae’zel’s strangest possible fate.”