There are some clever theories here. Hiddleston imagines Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk “just wants to throw things to the other side of the stadium,” and yeah, that feels right. The actor volunteered Spider-Man for pole vault before realizing that he absolutely would win gold in the Men’s Speed Climbing event. Paris’ sport climbing events begin airing on the 2024 TV schedule this Tuesday and will give out medals Thursday, and we’ll absolutely be thinking about how Spidey would do now.